HAPPY UK FATHER'S DAY!
Today I heard a strange sound. It was something like an asthmatic vacuum cleaner.
I followed the noise and soon realized it was coming from a mysterious dark figure. He was holding this...
As I approached I heard him mutter something.
"I sense a presence..."
Now, my name is not Luke and, as far as I remember, my father is not blue-grey, crocheted or 15cm tall.
Must be a case of mistaken identity. How strange...
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