Just like his idol 007 James Bond Mr. Pigeon had a classy bow tie, was well-travelled, popular with the ladies and had a licence to trill but unlike Mr. Bond, Mr. Pigeon had no glamorous secretary. This all changed with the arrival of Miss. Hennypenny...

(That's a top-secret MI6 super computer in the background as well as an exploding lip balm and missile disguised as a rubber)