I've noticed Mr.Pigeon has been swooping about mysteriously lately. He has been quite reclusive, but he has also started listening to organ music and crooning loudly at night.
I presumed it had something to do with his Darth Vader cape.
Mr. Pigeon has always been a bit of a prima donna, but today he made the strangest diva demand yet.
What would a pigeon want with a chandelier?
Oh. I see. The Pigeon of the Opera?
It's no wonder. It is one of my pigeon-making DVDs of choice.